"Never knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run away......he hates that."

"Please note: Christmas is canceled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ....... and he died laughing."

"I'm smiling......that alone should scare you."

"I'm going on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some might call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive."

"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff....i laugh even harder."

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...aren't I mean?
......... *smiles cheerfully*